Some people need to play more games

[Shadow]

What happens in a game if you try to break into a house, when

1) It has an alarm system
2) It has a big dog
3) The owner is home
4) and you make a huge racket because you try to kick in the back door

You hope you have saved recently and curse yourself for being a moron.

Yeah, someone tried to break into one of our neighbors' homes like this the other day. For some reason he wasn't very successful. If he had played a few more games, he would probably know better.

[ShaggyMoose]

If all criminals were that stupid you wouldn't have to worry.

[Silent_Tales]

What happens in a game if you try to break into a house, when

1) It has an alarm system
2) It has a big dog
3) The owner is home
4) and you make a huge racket because you try to kick in the back door

You hope you have saved recently and curse yourself for being a moron.

Yeah, someone tried to break into one of our neighbors' homes like this the other day. For some reason he wasn't very successful. If he had played a few more games, he would probably know better.

Reading This Makes Me laugh so hard haha :p
Maybe he thought:
1) It has an alarm system=is disabled or not working
2) It has a big dog=is actually small like a chihuahua
3) The owner is home=and sleeping
4) and you make a huge racket because you try to kick in the back door=thought the door is slightly open due to unknown reasons..

He needs to play more RPG Games haha!! :D